Maria Joao (33) escort Hastings

Bedouins

Maria Joao is relaxed, open and humourus - our time started with a teasing compliment about my ready-for-action phallus!During the usual massage, Maria Joao asked what I wanted and I exlained that I wanted to be bossed about and teased - mild dom, just about. I also told her how my girlfriend lets me cum anywhere on her, so long as I lick it up and swallow.. all the prompting Maria Joao needed!Wow, she is a fantastic dom! She made me lie hands by side, all touching denied, while she massaged my front. A smack across the balls followed by her spitting in my face ought to have kept me honest; however I dared touch her tits! This was addressed by a caning. Hands-off sex followed; then she made me wank myslef off while looking down her nose at me, standing over me. Then she made sure I caught all my spunk in my hands, so I could dutifully swallow it all :)Highlight was midway through, when Maria Joao sat on the bed, legs crossed, and made me kneel in front of her. She looked down her gorgeous nose at me, and for five minutes or so questioned me humiliatingly about my sex-life with my girlfriend. if I forgot to suffix and answer with "Miss", I was ordered to turn around to be caned.Maria Joao is a warm and funny girl, but who does the whole up-nosed, dissaproving slutty schoolgirl style of domination to a tee :D

Seller

no luck w/ a couple regulars so gave Maria Joao a call. Easy setupNice girl pics are real... she is easy going milfOK time.. prob won’t repeat (just didn’t click) but ymmv

Logger

Maria Joao offers therapeutic massage. It was ok, nothing special, but it actually felt refreshing. Maria Joao offered a relaxing and therapeutic massage. I can't say it was tantric, because I experienced a tantric massage by professionals, and it was something that not every masseuse can offer. But the relaxing and erotic massage she offers was ok. I paid 110 for an hour, and it was ok. I am not sure if I'd repeat, especially because it is an outcall and I have to book a hotel.

Narrative

Maria Joao is a cute blonde with no boundaries in bed, very hot and skilled I would say. Our meeting, which started with passionate kissing was continued by Maria Joao's unique oral, I must say that she licked very well and used her tongue very well. Afterwards, we experienced the most beautiful aspects of sex and all of its fantasies, and I also liked the anal performance very much. I don't know if there is any position or fantasy that I haven't tried with her. She has no boundaries in bed and does everything with pleasure.

Amylum

Both girls are super hot. Maria Joao seemed slightly more eager to please. Dora might as well not have been there. Set up was strictly by text. Told me floor number and instructed me to walk down the hall. The door open as I past and I was let in to see two very good looking ladies. Couldn’t decide between the two so I went with both. I got the impression that either girl would have been better one on one and that they weren’t necessarily comfy with performing in each other’s presence.. While I loved their appearance, definitely not an experience worth repeating. As previously mentioned , I suspect either would be better one on one.

Lowness

Entered and was lead upstairs to one of the rooms, left to get undressed and onto the massage table and Maria Joao came back and got started. The massage to be fair, is not as thorough like a full body one, but Maria Joao does some nice tickling and rubbing of your legs, up and down, and some absolutely wicked teasing of bewteen your legs when you are laying on your front.Once turned over Maria Joao continues the teasing down below, not in a rush to get you to shoot your load at all, she builds it up just right with some nice stroking and some playing. Eventually reached the point of no return and she finished me off nicely. Shower on hand so refreshed up and was shown out.Prices here are 30 quid for an hours room fee, 25 for 45 and 20 for half an hour. Topless HR is an extra 30, body to body and reverse massage are also on offer, but I stick to the topless HR with whichever lady I have seen here, Sarah and Jodie are both very nice and also work here on different days.Maria Joaos great at teasing and building up a great climax, will of course be back to see her in due course, this time I will try and bring some Hubba Bubba instead of the Juicy Fruit Maria Joao, better for blowing bubbles as you pointed out.

Diamand

Her profile was so dirty, so NSFW, that I had to know what her situation was. Maria Joao makes me go Maria Joao all night long. She is truly the epitome of sexy and all things that make us cum. Her profile was so dirty, so NSFW, that I had to know what her situation was. I had to schedule my time with her in the earliest available space that she had. Lucky my wait was not long. Everything that she had written on her profile about all the dirty things I could do to her.. I did to her. I could not imagine a girl letting me do stuff like this to her. She begged me for it. I have never had a girl in life ever beg me for it. She was so sexy and honestly, it was hard top keep from exploding in my pants constantly. She is very into anal sex as well which was a fun bonus to sleeping with her. It is not every day that a girl will just open herself up to you like that She opened herself up and took it all in, all at once. I have never had anyone quite like her before. Her mouth and her vagina like perfect holes that were made for my body. I need them. I need them on me at all times.

Pega

It was very hard getting a hold of Maria Joao, but finally she responded and we set up a date. When I arrived at cluttered apt she walked me to bedroom where the fun began. Older than her pics but decent body. May repeat.

Endaze

Very bubbly personality; outgoing and very good at talking to. I loved being in her company. I had an insane desire to experience something different in my sex life and I decided to take the chance to check out an escort service. Maria Joao was my immediate choice because I liked how she looked and her profile resonated to me. It was the best choice that I had made. She was good with using sex toys, which was one of the things I liked about foreplay and she delivered.

Roxi

Easy to reach, messages the number and found out Maria Joao is available. After reading her reviews, I had to try her. She has a nice body and aims to please.