Mulattos Svea Lis (30) escort Burnside

Ionics

The experience is totally rote so even though I'm reviewing multiple girls, a one-size-fits-all review suffices. You go in. You pay. You do the business. No girl I've met has been able to speak more than two words of English so you just disrobe and lie on the bed. You then get 20 minutes of massage. This has varied between the quite good and the pretty average. To be fair, I haven't had an awful massage; most of the girls know what they're doing and the truth is, the massage is about the only really useful thing that happens. If you have any back issues or post-gym tenseness you might find the massage worthwhile (though you wouldn't pay £70 for it and it's not why you're there.)After that, it's protected oral and sex with, as noted, a not very attractive woman who 75% of the time doesn't kiss and the 25% of the time she does, tastes like a Svea Lis takeaway. During the sex, she'll use her two words of English repeatedly..."ho, you got big cock." Which, as it happens, I don't. I'm not sure if this saying is designed to flatter me (it doesn't) or give her some English practice as a distraction while she's working but either way, it gets pretty annoying on the third time of saying.Summary: If you're within a mile of the place, absolutely desperate to unload, have £70 spare that you can find no other use for and don't mind wasting, and you're prepared to set your standards low then there are worse things in the world than banging a very plain, middle-aged, Svea Lis lady who you don't find very attractive. But not many. I would not drive more than a mile out of my way for this place and I would not go if there was a half-decent alternative option within an hour. Sadly, with the exception of extreme circumstances, give it a miss.

Coffey

As noted above, I was SO nervous; I'd spent much of the afternoon checking the locations of parlours and had ended up @ Sandy's south M/cr branch, when the north M/cr branch is much closer to home. I was afraid of bumping into someone I knew!Sue had helped me decide which of the girls would be best for me as a novice punter and Leah was certainly very sympathetic to this old man, whose 'old man' failed to do the trick.When she came in the room, I felt the need to explain some of my hang-ups and how nervous I was. So Leah began with a full body massage with me face down and then turned me over for some OWO. Even this wasn't successful, so she spent the rest of the session in a GFE working on the old man and reassuring me that it wasn't unusual for a first- time punter not to be able to perform satisfactorily. She even said that she'd had another punter earlier in the day who had had the same problem. It's certainly not you, leah; it must be me and him!

Gail

I read several good reviews on Miss Svea Lis Marie; so I emailed here about a session. I had to reschedule but she was accommodated. She keeps a very clean incall location in the Spokane Valley area. Svea Lis reminds me of “Rooney Mara” from “the Girl with Dragon Tattoo” except with a laid back attitude, very pretty hazel eyes and French manicured nails. Svea Lis has a very thin build, maybe 100 pounds, spinner is a good analogy. She is friendly, personable and has very few no’s on her menu.

Adastra

This was not my first visit to Charlotte but I have not yet posted a review on this site. I have regularly visited Charlotte when I have been in London and she remains amazing, stunning and the stuff of fantasies. Despite having seen her several times now, there is a nevertheless still a thrill when I approach her front door.As always, she greeted me very warmly, something very alike to how a real lover would. I won't detail everything which occurred here, but as other gentleman have written, Charlotte is a woman who enjoys her profession and I have consistently enjoyed a true GFE with her. She is very passionate and will give you her full attention without monitoring time. She is absolutely not the type to fake parts of her body or her enjoyments She is very easy to get along with, broad minded and non-judgmental. In short, Charlotte will treat you as a King. Women with her qualities should be valued and respected, gentleman.Like a true lover should exude, I have left with a sense of closeness from her in addition to huge satisfaction and a promise to return to Charlotte soon.

Rigor

She was very nice when I entered and was very personable. Beautiful body and amazing tits.

Toffees

Svea Lis was wearing a red lacy neglache and a black lace thong. the room was ok but to be honest i was more interested in looking at her. started with loads of kissing and plenty of eye contact and rubbing both ways, then onto the bed for a short massage, and more rubbing of her clit, she sat on my face for a bit but as time was of the essence she moved on to giving me a blow job with a bit of ball sucking thrown in, not the most wonderfull bj i have had but ok, on with the condom and on she climbed, then mish with legs pinned back, then doggy (slamming hard) i tried to get her to let me c.i.m. but she was having none of it, also no 'A' level. and she speaks hardly any english which makes things a bit hard, but all in all it was ok.

Alstede

My second visit to one of Wicked Willi's bashes and one I had been planning for some time.A bitterly cold day - tried to do some Xmas shopping but gave up and arrived nice and early.6 girls present - Natasha,Chrissy,Maxxine,Jane,Amy and Angie(I think her name was Angie as we were chatting for ages afterward - if not I do apologise).My fellow guest's wandered in and speaking to Willie it came apparent there were only going to about 10 of us so its was a nice ratio.The usual compimentry towels and dressing gowns were produced and settled down to a glass of wine.Got chatting to Jane who I had seen last time and we paired off for her to give me one of her toe-curling blow jobs to completion -that woman knows sure knows how to make a man whimper!The newbies were hauled off by Natasha for their initiation(after a very funny rules and regs/fire safety demo - she was almost into Air Stewerdess form)and wandered back in.Amy , dressed in a PVC nurses uniform had caught my eye and wasn't long before she was giving me another good deep suck - we were joined by Angie who insisted on rubbing her large breasts in my face and inviting me to suck them(it would be rude not to,really) as they took it in turns to suck my cock.I noticed that two other girls were watching - I have no idea where the other chaps were at this time - and didn't really care.Flipped Amy over and give her a good doggy with Angie reaching between my legs to give me encouregment - not that I needed any.Took a break whilst everyone else caught up then bumped into Jane again and we resumed where we had left off.Another wonderful wet blow job then more doggy finishing off over her tits - wonderful stuff.I was sorely in need of some serious rleaxing now so chilled for a while chatting to Willie - still fancied a round with Natasha but she seemed kinda busy - I wonder why....Just at the right time the legendary steak sandwiches appeared - the shagging chef had been wreathed in steam all afternoon so it was all worthwile.Thus invigorated I wandered around and found Maxxine being taken from behind by another guest and she sucked on my cock for a while and promised to see her later - sadly it was not to be.Finally tracked Natasha down who grabbed my dick and dragged off to one of the rooms for more enthuseastic sucking(I'm rather keen on this - can't you tell) - she then complained that no-one has spunked over her tits yet - being the polite chap I am I just had to oblige.The afternoon was wearing on (as were we all) - two guests had already left which left even more girls to choose from - life can be so cruel sometimes.The back bedroom seemed to having a fair amount of action and it was kinda hard to tell who was shagging who - Amy decided her tits needed to be come on and although I did my best it was to no avail - matters were not helped by another guest dryly informing us"If you don't mind I'll just move my orange juice" that had me doubled up in mirth.Things were widing down nicely with everyone wandering off but I felt I may have one more left and bumped into Jane(again) - "You don't want another round do you" - well one for the road....Unfortunatly although the spirit was willing the flesh was weak and we ended with a nice slow suck and a hand job over her tits.A cup of tea and a fag later as the girls were getting ready to leave - cue lots of "I didn't recognise you with your clothes on" gags and off into the night with the strains of Frank Sinatra echoing down the corridor.A wonderful afternoon had by all.Ps a vote of thanks to the girl who attended to our non-sexual appetites - she was constantly filling up glasses and clearing things away- she worked as hard as the other girls -roll on the next one....

Ambergris

It was my third visit to Divine and my first with Svea Lis. She's a lovely looking girl and she's very professional. She started with some enthusiastic OW which I had to cut short before she got me too close, then I did some oral, which was nice, then onto mish for a bit. She's an enthusiastic partner and moved around alot. Then we did doggie for a while, then back to mish for the finish.I thoroughly recommend her for a good sex experience and she tries hard to please. My only slight reservation was that it sometimes felt like she was trying, but hey, it can't be easy to treat every guy like he's Mr Wonderful.

Sesqui

Found Svea Lis through her web site and arranged for her to visit me at my home. I was very impressed when she arrived at my door as she was nicer than the pictures on her web site. I took her coat and her low cut black dress with very revealing cleavage gave me a rocket in my pocket straight away. We sat and had a drink and chatted for a while. She came across very friendly & confident.We started cuddling and I started to fondle her boobs which she responded to very passionately. I could tell by this she LOVES her BOOBS played with. She slipped off her dress and bra, no knickers though...as she said she never wears any "not even in church"! (I liked her sense of humour)I was flabbergasted by the size off her boobs. Her web site photos dont do her any justice. She then sat on top of me and gave me a real Face full. I oiled her boobs and then got down to some serious TIT FUCKING. She loved this just as much as me. Then the finale was her riding my rocket with her boobs slapping my face for as long as i could hold out. Truely one of the best moments!!

Cayennes

I suppose I was n't in the greatest frame of mind by the time I arrived but initial impression was nevertheless good. However once we started it became clear that there was no DF kissing, no uncovered oral & no A on offer (unless I paid another ) despite these services being advertised on her profile. What really pissed me off was once she did get on top of me her phone rang & she stopped mid stream to send a text to her next punter. This girl was just not interested in me & this was purely a money making exercise for her. I finished off as quickly as possible & left after 25 mins, despite paying for 1 hour. When visiting a new girl, you sometimes get a great win & you sometimes totally waste your time & feel ripped off. This was definitely in the latter category! Do n't waste your time & money guys.